Crap-O-logy.

2007-01-07T00:44:00.000-08:00

QUOTE:::

my friend once told me,

ya. internet connection down.

when internet connection is down, then xanga is slow.

when xanga is slow, then cannot blog.

when i cannot blog, then i got nothing to do.

when i got nothing to do, i will be bored.

when i am bored, then i will eat.

when i eat alot, then i will grow fat.

when i grow fat, then boobs will bounce when i run.

what a good theory.

maybe that`s what happened to dawn.

i still don`t like her.

and if i ever have kids i`d never let them read her blog.

it still makes me wonder how they managed to hire so many big-boobed actresses for the movie The Curse of the Golden Flower.

there was even a scene when a girl`s boobs bounced so darn much as she was running out of the castle.

yeah yeah. be happy lucky guys.

2007-01-06T07:10:00.000-08:00

5 REASONS:::

Here`s ~~ten~~ five reasons why i love jogging with Delia and Anthony.

p/s :: i changed their names to Delia and Anthony to protect their privacy from thick-skinned-no-brained people.

Although it`s not really that necessary unless my blog`s readers start stalking them and bug them to jog together in order to have the fun that i have when i jog/walk really slowly with Delia and Anthony

1) I love it because i get to gossip with Delia about the people we hate SO MUCH from our school.

(yes Delia`s from my school and no she`s not shyahlini -.-)

2) I love it when we laugh so much till we have no more energy to walk straight when we see Delia`s parents walking so much furthur ahead although we left first.

(it`s cute coz her parents carry an umbrella and a stick when they jog just in case some mad-dog chases them.)

3) I don`t have to worry about mad-ass-dogs chasing me because Anthony`s always there to be the first to get attacked and i wud have time to runaway.

(it`s not because he`s gentleman-fied that he looks after us and sacrifices himself to save us but mainly becoz he has the least stamina among the three of us =P)

4) i love it because we talk about other joggers whom Delia classify as "seasonal joggers"

(like durians, u see them everday for a certain period and then they disappear for the rest of the year)

5) and last but not least, because Delia and Anthony are the best companions you can ever ever ever ask for. =)

(i think Anthony needs to watch out =X)

THANKS FOR JOGGING (or so we call it) WITH ME!!!!

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i hope they read this. because they barely do -.-

p/p/s :: jogging is good for health .gg =)

2007-01-05T05:46:00.000-08:00

Self-adoration alert. x)

these pictures make me happy ;)

Your subtleties;

They strangle me;

I can't explain myself at all;

And all the wants;

And all the needs;

All I don't want to need at all;

The walls start breathing;

My mind's unweaving;

Maybe it's best you leave me alone;

A weight is lifted;

On this eveningI give the final blow;

When darkness turns to light;

It ends tonight;

Just a little insight won't make this right;

It's too late to fight;

It ends tonight;

It Ends Tonight - The All American Rejects ;)

2007-01-04T22:55:00.000-08:00

THE FAMILY:::

firstly meet the pooh twins.

no not POOH as in boo.

they look identical and were born on the same day by the same parents but unfortunately the one on the left ate alot more than the other so i guess he`s a lot fatter den the scrawny one.

or because the left pooh rears a bee on its left foot (no idea why) and thus causing scrawny pooh to have lack of food.

he looks too thin lah. not enough protein = kwashiokor (or however u spell it i dun care)

next up meet Jerry the giant-eared Mouse.

looks like a happy rat/mouse to me.

but not all that perfect though.

u see, he lost his left arm in an accident when he was just a little ~~kid~~ i mean rat/mouse.

(SALLY REMEMBER? =P=P hahaha.)

and went for several operations carried out by my mom.

however they never lasted so he just gave up getting his arm sewn back onto his body.

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of course not forgetting the classical baby poo

who looks like he needs to pee all the time.

especially because his hands are always holding his private part.

and his eyes closed so tightly u can barely see him opening them

looks as if he cannot tahan edi.lmao!

he`s not having a serious bladder problem but only because his small body cannot support the amount of water he drinks so he has to excrete the excessive water every second.

thus i decided to name him baby poo ( poo means shit in baby language) knowing that he needs to use the loo ever so often.

and also because i got so used to telling him "BABY POO POO" (baby go shit shit) that i forgot his real name.

he never responds to any other name better.

i`ve also a pair of siamese twins who came from taiwan if im not mistaken, alongside with hello kitty`s and mashi maro`s.

meet my first and second sons ( or daughters ) i have no idea seriously.

no. they are not humping each other -.-

this reminds me of what we learn as commensalism in biology lmao

but surprisingly among everybody else in the family, these two kids/pandas (look at their eyes and think of deborah. =X) made it real big.

u can see them on almost anything nowadays. from photos to mobile phone seats!

then we have my second son (if u count the siamese pair as one) who went overseas to study.

looks so adorable man!

haha oh. and the pets in the family.

my mini tiger which looks tini-er den a cat and my dog which watches over my monitor in case of any intruders.

initially we wanted a cat but the animal shelter (not paws or spca =.= ) mistook esso as a kitten so they gave it to us.

after a few weeks wondering why the "cat" never catches a single rat (thank god if not Jerry the giant-eared Mouse wud be dead by now) we finally found out it was a "terbantut" tiger which got stuck in a petrol station. :S:S wonder how it got there haha.

so we decided to get a PROPER HOUSE PET and went to the animal shelter again to adopt a dog.

little did we know the dog was partially blind. thus explains the black "pirate" patch on its right eye.

p/s:: please excuse my dear dog for sticking its tongue out like that. wonder where he got the "lala" personality from =\

oh and recently i got a new kid in the family.

meet the pink hedgehog.

aww. comel betul!

-xxx- i love soft toys! =)

2007-01-04T02:02:00.000-08:00

holla molla!

i am strong.

being financially below average, instead of buying text books, i sumhow manage to borrow them from the school EVERY SINGLE YEAR.

and seriously, i`m not complaining for being poor.

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see. wad`s de point of buying books when i can get them completely free from my SUPER school known as SMK DESA PERDANA.

if you have no idea where on heavenly earth is my school i am so darn surprised.

means u probably haven`t been out of your own imaginary world with imaginary friends.

hello? my school is like pro-ded okay.

esp with me in it lahs. =)

anyway. every single year ders always twice when i have to lug the heavy heavy stack of books back home from school.

and it`s not just a few.

but like 17 HEAVY FAT BOOKS

and not tiny winy little books

BUT FAT HEAVY BOOKS.

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look at that pile of gigantic, intimidating papers with many many many words that puts me to sleep.

i never needed sleeping pills after the existence of history text books.

not that i ever needed it before.

but probably becoz i was born many years after the creation of history text books.

i so do not understand myself sometimes.

so as you all should know. (or for idiots who don`t)

i have to walk like a few metres UPHILL from school before jumping into my mom`s avanza to get home.

CAN U FEEL MY PAIN AND MY AGONY NOW?

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i just weighed the stack of books just now.

ITS LIKE 7 KG OKAY?

dun`t believe me den go weigh ur form five text books now.

and then i figured..

DIS IS WHEN A BF COMES TO GOOD USE.

hehe.

oh btw.

take this guy,

and this actor..

AND COMPARE

to only realize that they have VERY VERY CLOSE RESEMBLaNCE!

haha. kelvin`s gonna kill me eh?

loveLIFE. -xxx-

2007-01-01T06:08:00.000-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR::

yes. that is how my new banner is gonna look like. though it`s not gonna be up very soon until my internet connection actually stops crashing.

and when i can finally open photobucket.

and also sign into msn without seeing the damn troubleshooting window.

yea it`s a hell lot of trouble and i feel like shooting it.

LAME

thank you.

ANYWAY.

i wanted to blog abt damn lot of rubbish lar.

and i planned abt wad to say and post.

BUT I CUDN COZ I JUST CUDN CONNECT.

so i forgot wad i wanted to blog about.

sheez. wad nonsense!

everybody`s blogs are mainly abt wad 2006 was about for them.

so let`s try something similar lah.

erm

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i reli have no idea wei.

okay

i was emo in january...

and den in february..

i wasn`t very happy.

and in march...

well i was emo as well...

dragged till april..

OKAY

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i was practically emotional the whole blardy year...

u wud have noticed if u followed the chain of abandoned blogs i had.

am i still emotional? yea yea i am

IM MENTAL APPARENTLY WTH must be joon yip who started all the rubbish.

nonsense seriously!

i am completely sane.

i just love to sleep alot.

and day dream..

and eat..

and i don`t like going ~~overseas.~~

becoz i like to be alone.

and look at the mirror almost 24/7 except when i need to wee wee and eat and er bake cake in the lavatory.

BUT THAT`S COMPLETELY NORMAL RIGHT?

nothing weird about being me.

COMPLETELY NORMAL!

let`s not drift furthur from the title today.

which is uh..

erm..

happy new year~~
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lol maybe i should change it to like..

MAY JEAN`S ATTEMPTS IN POSTING A NOT-SO-LAME ENTRY FINALLY

or maybe not lah.

wheee~

so wadsup for my new year.

resolutions and stuff.

usually doesn`t work for me coz i tend to forget it in de middle of the year.

but who cares since i dun`t noe wad to crap about today.

and i miss my blog so so so much

plus all the loyal readers/fans out there that i have misses my crappings, aka wise and worthy golden words.

WATTHECRAP?

im like the coolest blogger on earth man!

apart from that guy, and that girl, that dude, that fella, the fat woman, the thin man and yea etc etc. lah.

CONCLUSION:::: mayjeanooi rocks the world and everybody agrees.

THOSE WHO AGREE SAY YEA!

YEA

!!!!!

hehe i knew it.

I WILL BE FORM FIVE.

AND THAT SUCKS

WITH THE DARN EXAM.

id be leaving skool soon.

no more nice gold tag~ ):

AND IM LAZY TO TOK ABT THE REST LAH SO GO FIGURE.

actually just wanted to lanci my nice banner and background which looks lik dis :::

thats the background. the banner is way way way up above so just scroll up and not be an idiot.

nice right? lol of course!

i make wan wor!

lol

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not reli lah. stole it and edited.

but u need good skills and taste to steal smth nice.

im not like some carpalang who takes ugly carpalang layouts and claim it to be WOW NICE-NYA!

btw carpalang is pronounced as CHAR-PA-LANG

and it does not mean KERETA POLE.

it means cacat and cheapo or lousy =)

if u din noe..

then u were stupid.

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but not ANYMORE! i noe ur happyy~~ loll.s

btw mini`s gone for 3 mths.

OMG WAd?

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SO YALA im gonna be alone and grumpy hehe.

so come ask me out ANYTIME =) WHEEEHEEE lol.

but if i tiba tiba cry.

den u died-ed lah! lol.

H-A-P-P-Y N-E-W Y-E-A-R-!

2006-12-25T04:38:00.000-08:00

HIATUS OVER:::

wow.. it`s been exactly ~~ONE WHOLE MONTH~~ since i updated lmao.

cool eh?

i think it is lah.

IM HAVING ZE BEST CHRISTMAS IN MY WHOLE 16 YRS ALIVE.!

seriously!!

p/s ::: CACAT-ED ENTRY AGAIN TODAY.

went to a-rah`s house for christmas party~

like dat lik dat lor. lol met new ppl.

hehe cute cute ppl.BUT saddening coz..

EVERYONE OF THEM CONFIRM AT LEAST ONE YR YOUNGER.

ahhh. i feel so old man. :(

I`M GROWING OLD. AND I`M UNWANTED.

DESPERATE ALREADY..

ANYBODY ASO CAN.

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I DUWAN TO GROW UP BEING A SAD OLD SPINSTER LOR!

hehe and if i can get married den i get super nice wedding cake from minimini! lol

boy do i love dreaming hehes.

enough crap already lah. time to toktok abt christmas.

got my first present from hui yi.

lalala i noe u ppl are jealous lol.

but i err accidentally "shortened" it :(

hehehe. sorry! she`s so gonna kill me lmao.

got this from sarah a-rah.

SEE DE CUTE MAN-JERSEY LMAO.

so cute!

den den stole kit kat from her .gg

hehe. =P

wuei ging and i at her party~

and oh a note of reminder...

DUNT BUY PASAR MALAM STUFF MAN.

I BOUGHT A PAIR OF SUNNIES FROM PASAR MALAM FOR 22 BUCKS

AND DEN NOW LOOK WAD HAPPENED!!!

IT LASTED FOR LESS DEN 3 WEEKS!

bahhhh!!!

DEN NOW HOW TO WEAR IT?

please ignore the very very messy hair.

lame man.

(damn kau lala =P )

so now one eye gets shaded while de other doesn`t.

pzzz. -.-

got this from yikho~ quite long ago.

and one last photo of me just in case u forgot how i look like.

im furkin lala :S

M-E-R-R-Y C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S !-!-!

2006-11-25T07:40:00.000-08:00

hehe. what happens when mayy gets bored?

TADAAAA!!!

hehe forgive me for adoring myself and getting rather obssesed.

i still will be no matter what happens lol.

i got extra bored and found a lot of crap at home ehehe.

so decided to do smth different lah.

geez malas explain nobody actually reads aso lol.

hahahahahhaha i feel so idiotic.

yes jon must be laughing dis instance.

so are the rest of the people who ACTUALLY reads my blog

come bang me. i`ve already decided to publish dis.

as much as i hate it.

ders probbie nothing i can do to stop u.

lol. wont be blogging much sooon. damn malas after kena banged lmao.

darn. i miss him

2006-11-25T01:29:00.000-08:00

Facing the first day of the SPM exams

"FIRST-DAY JITTERS: The Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) examination began yesterday with Form Five students sitting for the technical and vocational elective papers.
Among them were those from Kuala Lumpur’s SMK Desa Perdana's pioneer batch of 20 technical and vocational students.

According to the school's principal Nik Kamariah Nik Abdullah, the candidates were the only ones in Kuala Lumpur who sat for the Arc and Gas Welding (Kimpalan Arka dan Gas) paper.

When interviewed before the exam began, Nurul Amaniyah Yatim, 17, admitted that she felt very “nervous and scared” but hoped that everything would turn out well.
A total of 416,717 candidates are sitting for SPM at 2,909 centres nationwide. The examination ends on Dec 8."

YEA YEA YEA GO SMK DESA PERDANA =P

hahahaha syok sendiri lol.

2006-11-23T16:13:00.000-08:00

DEAR SPAMMER,

dear han a.k.a anon.

i sure hope you`re reading this lol.

because it`s 8.15 in the morning and i just figured i should dedicate one of my entries to you since you were more than glad to come to my blog and decided to leave some remarks lmao.

spammers actually doo amuse me you know. because after tonnes and tonnes of evil remarks they get from EVERYONE in the darn blog criticizing them, they still come back for more.

don`t their preserverence actually deserve some credit? so yea be surprised i`m actually saying that YOU`RE USEFUL!!

i`m sure you hardly hear such words coz probbie everyone be it in the cyber world or your real life doesn`t claim you to be useful.

i mean please don`t take it personally seriously lol coz somethings aree destinied. you`re not the only one who isn`t exactly proper and worth staying on earth for.. neither are you someone anyone else would live for.

i sure hope i`m not making you feel bad or anything.

since you actually lovee talking so much, in other words, spamming, in everybody`s chatbox or comments box, haven`t you decided to actually get a blog of your own?? and also a life as well.

i mean if you think u speak so well or have such great opinions, why let it go to waste? i swear id be a loyal visitor to ur site if you ever get a blog of your own.

seriously. i would.!

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haha hell yea. you noe i hate you deep down inside don`t you?

lol. but u still do amuse me a lot by the amount of imagination you have to actually crapp so much nonsense up.

lol.

Han: Fashion is about being unique. You're just plain normal so stop acting like a star taking pictures of your ownself. You're too self obsessed. SO LAME LOL. in your face.

Han: The catchline is 'be adventurous'. If you're smart and creative enough, you could make the meshy armlets attractive. It seems that you're too narrow minded and labeled it 'stupid'.

lol seriously, i don`t think the armlets are attractive and its STUPID that somebody paid forty bucks for them because forty bucks can be used to buy something gorgeous enough to make you look wayy prettier than those armlets can. i don`t believe you know ANYTHING about fashion because i bet you hardly go out do you? haha. geek who stays home in front of com.

and seriously, i think i`d rather be "plain" according to you than to be hideous.

and so what even if i am self-obsessed? lol. yeh i am super vain i like mirrors i like taking photographs and much more. but it seems like u got obsessed with me lol. i mean why else would you spend your precious time commenting about me. (darn im actually getting freaked out)

besides, self-obsession makes people grow you know. haha. darling, models and stars are people who have an obsession for themselves. lol but i reckon you wouldn`t understand since THEY AREE SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE... and you`re not.

IN YOUR FACE IDIOT.

anon: oh and sharon.. everybody knows you sleep with anything that has a dick.. and your makeup sucks.. makes you look like a cross between a clown and a hooker
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anon: stephanie you're fat.. stop making earthquakes already.. and speaking of asswipes.. FAT ASS

anon: you are a liar a backstabber.. you can't keep secrets just as you can't keep anything between your legs
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anon: hey mun yih go to hell already

lol correction, i don`t think you have an obsession on me. but a whole lot of my friends too. hehe.

ookay so i actually thought that you WERE quite matured in wtv comments that you made about my entry on the DARN "meshy armlets" coz at least they were CLOSE to making sense.

but hey now i just realized you are just another one of those sad pathetic lifeless spammer who says untrue stuff. LOL

yea i know it isn`t true because uhm like IM THEIR FRIEND and you`re not?

besides how come you know so much eh?

done some stalking before?

hehe. why la you getting jealous whether she`s sleeping with someone with a dick or not? im not saying that she does coz it`d be absurd lol that her parents wouldn`t notice :S:S

but im just saying that why bother whether someone does it or not? you jealous ke sumting? haha. why? your dick got chopped off ah? or you never had one? lol. ooh or maybe you`re a girl who just cudn get anyone to fuck you! lol. wow. sorry eh face problem maybe. or erm i guess you need self evaluation especially on like the attitude part.

and i don`t think her make up sucks la lol. if you`re so good at it kindly enlighten us by sending us a urm.. pic lol. tell me if you`re interested i`d give you my email straight away.

steph is not fat la lol. i mean the whole world sees her pictures in her blog. if you haven`t please do. and like the whole world except for you tinks shes fat.

lol. and if u still do think shes fat.. excuse me for saying FAT ASS BETTER DEN NO ASS ARK.

u dun have isit? lol. ur an ass yourself anyway.

haha trust me, the one who`s going to hell is not mun yih but you. lol.

ahhhh 8.56 am =)

2006-11-21T22:25:00.000-08:00

RANDOM RANDOM DAY::

went to mid valley with yiny after not seeing her for almost ages.

yes it was indeed very weird sitting in the same car as my teacher lol. and having to call my friend`s mom "teacher" is exceptionally weird.

so when i got into the car, i said hii! and wondered deeply how should i greet my teacher who was driving the greenish kancil.

then suddenly my friend asked me silently,

"why you never greet her wan?"

me: erm.. hiee. teacher.

and that was followed by an awkward silence in the car.

after that the 3 members of the ti family started conversing in mandarin and i gave a sigh of relief knowing everything went back to normal.

yadaa yadaa the rest is boring stuff.

so fast forward to mid valley....
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* ZZZOOOMMM * >>>>>

so lame lol.

went to bodyglove to try on their mini T`s knowing i couldn afford to buy anything.

ooh btw it was 10% off for your first purchase of any apparel from the shop and 40% discount for the second.

i thought it was quite a good deal, came back and told my sister but she said still expensive.

swt sumore wanted to drag her der so she cud pay for my clothes.

anyway...

i knew i couldn buy it so rasa tak puas la.

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i stole yiny`s camera to ~~camwhore~~ in the fitting room.

first attempt...

CHIKK CHAKK **

hehe failed so went for a second attempt.

CHIK CHAKKK

not too badd larr horr? hehe =P

yiny camwhored in the fitting room trying on a white shirt but she didn`t send it to me so i shall wait till she updates her blog and steal it from there.

urm either that or i can break into her house after i find out where exactly she stays without getting caught and somehow find her camera den steal it and run home.

err. and also steal the funny thing u need to use to upload ur pics from the camera.

lol im not very tech-savvy if u noticed.

so as i was waiting for yiny to finish trying on her shirt, i stood outside the shop alone.

then two very random strangers, a guy and a girl came up to me and spoke to me in mandarin.

"ni sumting sumting sumting?"

( i think he meant where did you buy your bracelet)

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me: err. *shakes head and looking puzzled*

girl: oh you can`t speak mandarin?

me: yea.

guy: ohh i wanted to ask where did you buy your bracelet.

me: my friend bought from aussie ( my cousin bought for my mom actually)

den they went on asking me if i was local and etc. etc.

the girl asked me if i was studying in college or im in form four.

okay so things were getting weird. they had to ask me if i stayed sumwhere around here.

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i just nodded and said err yea.

oookay den the freaky guy held his hand out and shook mine telling me his name.....

"im bla bla bla"
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(sum stupid chinese name la)

me: errr im may jean

i wanted to kill myself den for being so stupid in telling him my name.

den the girl pulak introduced herself.

:S den they left.

omg so random lol.

so bla bla bla fast forward againnn....

before entering cinema took a few pics.

lol yiny and i suck at holding the camera so asked some random indian guy to take for us lol. kesian.

masuk cinema wanted to take one in front of the nice christmas tree so asked a woman to take for us.

den yiny insisted for me to stand at the stairs to take photo :S:S lol.

my hands like a bit weird la the posisi. lol

so anyways before entering the cinema right.

i saw dis very cute mat salleh guyyy.

lol den he actually went into the same cinema as us!!

so i thought oooh maybe got jodoh wei!!
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but....

when i came out.....

I SAW HIM HUGGING ANODER CHINESE GIRL!!
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buahh!!!!!!

.sobs. lol

anyway step up rocks. i dunt mind watching it again! yay yay

lol. byeebyee.

thanks for temaning me!

p/s i would advise you not to read the two following entries as they are utterly nonsense =)

2006-11-21T22:10:00.000-08:00

HORMONE IMBALANCE::

excuse me for the sudden emo-ness in the previous entry.

i have solid reasons for acting that way. and nope it isn`t because i am mental lmao.

i went to the lavatory due to nature`s call.

and found the answer to the question worth a million ringgit...

what`s with the sudden emo-ness?

lol.

zhang zhang zhang!!!

hormone imbalance.

yes. happens every month for me. lol.

lol i don`t even know why am i blogging about it.

just felt very mou-liu (wu liao)

haha.

2006-11-21T20:20:00.000-08:00

ur so fucking desperate wei.

its damn turning off.

so stop it already.

i am not pissed just rather confused and disappointed.

2006-11-19T19:52:00.000-08:00

SAY CHEESE =)

lol. yay ~~bitching~~ again

lol. go view::

www.cheeserland.com

aha and laugh like u`ve never laughed before.

i dunu wth is de name of the blogger anyways but she travels damn lot la.

and she`s got this link called cheeserland`s wardrobe

lmfao

anyway i thought okaylarr since im bored and everything right so just go and see what`s in store lor.

hehe. it`s like sum ebay thingie where she sells her worn clothes.

hahaa but her fashion a bit.. errrrr..

lol. she`s selling her hand thingie.

"Be adventurous and accentuate your striking style with these meshy armlets! Mesh around and find your niche today!"

hahahahaah stuupid.

where can you wear that crap to?

and some idiot actually bought it for 40 bucks.

FORTY BUCKS FOR SOME HOLEY THING TO PUT AT UR ARM AND WEAR IT TO NOWHERE BUT TO SLEEP??

i really don`t see a point.

but that`s really not the worst!

"Owning a Japanese schoolgirl uniform has always been my fantasy.
I’m not selling my Japanese schoolgirl uniform… yet, but i can teach you how to coordinate that schoolgirl rebel look.
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All you need is…
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1. A Top with a collar

2. A tartan skirt

3. A matching tie

4. Knee-length white socks (innocent look) or black boots (rebel look)

5. Pigtails

6. Cute little rubber bands

7. A TEDDY BEAR (Must have)!!!
and VOILA!"

lol wtf man.

she looks so idiotic and thinks she looks chuun.

that`s the saddest part.

heheeh and she sure has got a fettish for teddy bears larr i can tell.

hahah so idiotic man.

lol maid.

looks like the kind of costume desp woman wear to turn on their guys.

lol serious la..

hahahahahaha.

*** im so lifeless. :(:(:(***

2006-11-19T19:34:00.000-08:00

H-A-P-P-Y

B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y

D-E-B-O-R-A-H

!-!-!

Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me.

And other times I feel like I should go.

Through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets.

When you're gone we want you all to know

We'll Carry on,

We'll Carry on Though your dead and gone believe me

Your memory will carry on

Carry on

We'll carry on

And in my heart I cant contain it

The anthem wont explain it.

:: my chemical romance the black parade =)

2006-11-19T19:17:00.000-08:00

so random lor..

a million of us walking through each day.

i met you as our paths crossed one random day.

thought you were just another person i`d see in the crowd.

but how could i be so wrong.

because only now do i realize how special you were,

how special you still are.

no i never did realize until today.

when all is lost and nothing left to be done.

i called you hoping things would turn.

my calls were left unattended to.

messages left unreplied.

i wondered if it was something i did.

clearly it was but what`s left for me right now?

i treated you with patience.

hoping u`d forgive me.

hoping u`d walk alongside me once more.

but days passed by.

and u drifted furthur.

you`d be fine im sure.

but what about me?

left behind here hanging.

i wish to speak to you.

but where are you,

when i need u so badly among all other times?

all u ever did was ignore me and nothing else.

my presence was nothing to you.

and my absence was as always unnoticed.

stop ignoring me.

coz it god damn hurts.

would you still be there?

would you still come and back me up again?

coz things feel so different without you.

im sorryyy. =( =(

Talk About Love Dude.

2006-11-18T03:08:00.000-08:00

TALK ABOUT LOVE DUDE::

Lol was reading kenny sia`s blog (www.kennysia.com) and thought i should steal one of the entries to paste it here since ~~i can`t come out with anything today~~.

besides not everyone reads his blog right?

hehe sue me for doing this lah =P

he had dis competition for winning an LG chocolate (white). topic was crazy stuff you do to impress a girl or a guy.

so one wrote::

"I'm your typical pathetic loser.

It happened when I was in Form 2. There was this girl that I really liked P. At that point, being young and naive, I thought that love was easy.

I guess she was toying with the fact that i liked her, her friends as well as mine knew about this one way relationship.

Why?

Coz I was sort of like her boyfriend. That's it. She wasn't my girlfriend.

Well, being young and naive, I thought that I had her in the bag. Thoughts or marriage and nonsense.

Anyway, she forced me to do things for her. Now thinking back, I was pretty dumb to oblige to everything.

She wanted to eat Ipoh hor fun during reccess one day. When i say Ipoh, I mean Ipoh. I sneaked out of school, took a taxi to Puduraya, got a bus, went to Ipoh, bought the hor fun, came back to KL. By then, it was night already. Called her, she said she didn't want it anymore.

It was a Saturday night, she called me. Said she wants me to go to her house to make a cup of milo for her. So I walked to her house (her house was in the other neighbourhood), ringed the doorbell, guess what? Her dad came out holding a police-like baton threatening to kill me. He didn't believe me when I told him her daughter asked me to come over. He said his daughter would never befriend a guy like me and she was already asleep. Got into a lot of trouble with my parents when I got home.

On Monday, I enquired her about it. She slapped me across the face. During assembly, I was left hurt and ashamed.

From that day 'till today, we have not spoken. I thought obliging to her wishes would make her accept me. Guess not.

So, do you agree that I'm a pathetic loser?

I'm sure you are nodding frantically now."

so sad horr.?

another one wrote in::

"This guy, B, liked this friend of mine, S, way back in Form 4 but S barely noticed him as she doesn't really know him. So one fine day, a group of us were discussing about a sensitive issue (maybe not really sensitive la… since we actually discussed bout it). It was about masturbation :p… hehe… midway through the discussion, B came over to see what's going on. Coincidentally, when he came over, S raised a question to the group "how does sperm look like?"

I guess B saw that as a chance to get her to notice him more because the very next morning he brought a small container with white gooey substance in it. He looked for S before class started and passed it to her telling her what it was and added "now you not only know how it looks like, you can know how it feels and smells". S was so disgusted she threw the container at him while the rest of us couldn't stop laughing. Through out the remainder one and a half years of life in secondary school, he never dared come close to our group of friends anymore because every time he was seen by us, there will be a huge roar of laughter."

lmfao. stupidity.

<3.

Daddy Makes Her Mommy

2006-11-16T23:21:00.000-08:00

DADDY MAKES HER MOMMY:::

Went to Pn Phang`s house today for superduper delicious a.k.a scrumdeliyumcious (credits to Mr Dahl) lunch. =)

i Need a camera DESPERATELY so my entries can be more interesting than it already is.

and i can take poser camwhory choonass photographs and with dear friends and family lmao.

can also take photo of the scrumtious and probably one of the heaviest lunch i`ve ever had in sixteen years.

and also shin wen who is totallyy adorable. even more adorable den me!

her house is super huge man. 3 storeys, 3 maids, millions of balconies and toilets (audrey made one super wet dunu wth she did inside) -.-

and she`s got one very nice bridge which can withstand the weight of us fatties.

so fun!!

haha. enough about the house la. ** not fun if got no pictures =( **

lol the super funny stupid part happened when mahz was fiddling with shin wen`s flash cards.

u noe the kind they use for kids to read, each flash card has got one word..

lol. so he was making sentences out of the words la.

and he made one saying ::

DADDY MADE HER MOMMY

lmao i find this superduper funny and entertaining.

lol of course shin wen being very innocent thought it was plain rubbish.

but us "matured" sixteen-year-olds laffed our asses off.

and pn Phang sed... "very funny"

lmao.

dis is stupid man lol.

flash cards aren`t all innocent.

watch what your kids play with =)

with love <3

p/s mayy hartts jasminee!

2006-11-14T06:00:00.000-08:00

HEY HEY!

MAY JEAN ROCKS!!

SHE HAS E-V-E-R-T-Y-T-H-I-N-G A GUY NEEDS

SHE`S THE SHIZNIT.PERIOD.

LOVES U BABE..

MWAAAA*

TRUCKLOADSA <3,

JASMINE* (:

a beta blogger.

2006-11-14T00:52:00.002-08:00

A BETA BLOGGER::

lol. wow. ookay. was using blogger (the normal one) until jasmine did some choon-ass crap to her blog and noww i can access to her blog as myselff!! lol. as usual the very ~~kiasu~~ mayjean got jealous and started wondering

"WHY THE HELL SHE CAN I CANNOT?"

den... only did i realisee (by myself) (( of course right genius here wad)) that becauseee im not using the BETAAA BLOGGERR that`s why cannot. lol.

today`s entry a bit out of standard and cacat dun mind me yea.

lol dunu why they call it betaaaa lol. sounds like some royal family shyt lol. so like people using the beta crap can say

WEY IM LIKE PART OF THE ROYAL FAMILY WEI!

dotx.

LAMEE!

lol but actually reminds me of a friend.

don`t know if she remembers but i know many of my other friends do le.

she told us before that she belonged to the royal family from japan or something. lol i think she said she was the princess or some crap la.

lol no i wasn`t stupid i didn't believe.

but woahhh now she damn hawt damn prettayy ookayy...

DON`T PLAY PLAYY!!

so like now with BETA BLOGGER! she can be royal AGAIN!

teeheeee somebody tell me im lame if not i`ll never stop lmao.

LOL.

or!or!or! they named it beta blogger because its BETTER so like you know.. BIGGER AND BETTER.

lol sounds like im talking about boobs.

so like its BETTER so betaaaaaa laa

u get what i mean right?

hell yea of course.

coz if you don`t...

YOU SUCK BIG MAN!

and i rock as usual.

YEAAA!! \m/

anyways.

big big news for y`all out der.

especially my fans.

HEHE SURE GOT WAN RIGHT?.

I`VE GOT A NEW MULTIPLY SPACEEEE!!!

and its super choon ass stufff!!

duhH! everything by me rocks like crapp werd.

haha.

go read.

or view only... since the journal / blog part is directly uploaded from here.

www.mayjeanooii.multiply.com

www.mayjeanooii.multiply.com

http://www.mayjeanooii.multiply.com/

but u may ask....

can read from here wad for read from der?

coz der the stuff looks nicer.

got nicer background etc. etc.

and the fonts clearer.

plus gt nice music for u if u want.

got my nice photos aso.

super-choon videos of celebrities to be (my friends and I )

moviee reviews..

i actually wanted to upload

a preview clip of step up.

.but dunu wads rong

.CANNOTT!!.

isyk i tried so long edi.

.oso cannot.

.nvm la nxt entry la.

haixx..

lovey dovey`s muah muah =)

ice-cream anyone?

2006-11-13T00:45:00.000-08:00

ICE-CREAM ANYONE?

lol. being a nbtd like me, apart from blogging i also love browsing through people's blogs and friendster as it entertains me so teribly much;

reason being either the blogger is an absolutely superb blogger (like me) and funnily humourous

or i just laugh at their stupidity and attempts at looking good while camwhoring.

yes i mean it isn't easy being a good camwhore as it does not only mean opening ur eyes super huge and puffing up ur dear rosy cheeks

due to extensive heavy make-up which u probably got from pasar malam.

(i am so not dissing pasar malam's stuff)

but well i ain't gonna go on ranting about how the lala's dress and act etc. etc. since the whole wide world has already talked about it.

NO today i am goingg to expose you guys to something ever so new that i bumped across the other day.

behold obscenity in attempting lala-ness.

and camwhory-ness.

TADAAA!!!!!

[[[picture removed due to blogger`s own security]]]

zzz dis sucks lmao

come ask me send it to u heh.

i`d be glad to =)

i chopped part of her face off because the rest of it was too ugly and i didn't want anything horrifying to stay in my blog.

also coz i dunt want her to come running after me for publicising her photo which she happily did so in her friendster profile. her third one actually.

(teeheee mayjean's a scaredy cat!)

so why its obscene?

it's just ice-cream ain't it?

well its obscene and gross because first of all nobody actually sticks their tongue out like that when eating ice-cream unless they are retards.

and she obviously has some problems eating ice-cream since its all spreaded messily around her fat lips.

UNLESS.

she was doing it on purpose.

so my first impression it looked like she was doing ~~blowjob~~ for some desperado who couldn't get anyone else. and spreaded all his cum over her.

ugh im sorry for being so disgusting lols. i just dun have any other thing to blog about right now.

lols.

so note to all lalas. obscenity is the way to go!

p/s :: note to self:: be less bitchy wuahahaha.

2006-11-12T03:27:00.000-08:00

INNOCENT LITTLE MINDS::

lol.

i know i wanted to be a teacher when i was a kid..

but i guess the new generation now have gone to a cooler sense of taste upon determining their ambitions and dreams.

cousin: my friend and i are going to do this when we're older. (while drawing "tattoos" on my sister's hand)

cousin: (continue) it's not like we're gonna be teachers right.!

lmao. ookay i found this super amusing especially it coming from my cute little cousin. I SWEAR shes pretty okay. and she's only six fyi.

her on the left and one year old brother on the right.

loll. reminds me of another conversation i had with the little boy up there.

me: shen wei love jie jie or not?

cousin: NO!

me: no ar.. ?? :'(

cousin: hehe yes yes

ookay little kids are officially so easy to cheat =D.

because my cousin makes a whole lot of noise which i cannot stand,(despite her cuteness)

we tend to play a little customized game created by the all-known genius,, ME =))

called the silent game.

uwhahahaahs! I WONDER if anyone of u have played it before?

it goes like this, whoever who makes the first noise in the car loses.

and my youngest cousin fell asleep playing the boring game.

HEY i got tricked when i was young as well!

my second sis used to play "dreaming game" which to me was not at all entertaining.

we would close our eyes and dream then wake up and tell each other our dreams.

yes although i am a genius but being a kid of course it fooled me.

until several weeks later.

also, when i was a kid my mom used to push me in the trolley wenever we went to supermarkets,

until i outgrew the space in the trolley..

yet my mom insisted and told me..

"sit la next time big already cannot sit anymore"

of course i enjoyed being in the trolley coz i din hav to walk and it was fun getting pushed around without having any problems.

but it occured to me a few years back it was another trick of my mom's to get me to shut up and not run around like a ruckus in the shopping market.

i tried it on my cousin though.

but i guess she is not as innocent as i was.

also very much less patient.

haha. its fun cheating little kids. =)

p/s I NEED TO PLAY MAHJONG. i can hear my neighbours playing it. sob

mahjong queen hehe. =P

2006-11-08T22:50:00.000-08:00

DID YOU KNOW?

that a deck of uno cards...

** before and after the terrific editing talents which belong to no other person but me.

can replace a deck of normal playing

CARDS!?

this means i can gamble with innocent uno cards!

I ONLY REALIZED IT TODAY when my very gilafying friends and i were playing black jack. and assuming that all reverse cards are jacks, all draw two cards are queens, all skip cards are kings and all zero cards are tens den once again assume that all yellow cards are spades, all red cards are clubs, all blue cards are hearts and all green cards are diamonds and finallyyyy you havee.................

perfect cards to be used to gamble all you want!

hehe.

so fun! i can use uno cards and play tai dee in school and claim im just playing uno!

lmao

unless of course you've always been using other types of cards likee...

stardeck.

or empire deck.

which has 78 cards.

so unfortunately if you use these cards, den innocent unos cannot replace them..

haha so it just means..

hahahah too bad for you.

2006-10-30T22:51:00.000-08:00

dawn yang?
dawn yeoh?

www.dawnyang.com

Dawn Yang

" 21 year-old child at heart, a free-spirited and good-humored/ quirky soul, who dances through life’s journey with a wallop of vivaciousness… A homely and serious side lurks beneath the party girl exterior. I’ve been labeled “celeb blogger” and “hottest blogger”, though I’m still trying to figure out why."

i sometimes do wonder why has she been labeled a celeb blogger or hottest blogger? who determines celebrity bloggers and what makes them that? is it that they can blog well and interestingly funny? or is it that they're nothing but a dumb knut who was born with rather nice features?

well if its either then it doesn't make sense coz den i'd be a celebrity blogger as well! i do believe i am right now even if you don't but the point is you're not the one deciding who should be a celeb blogger and therefore nobody gives a damn about what you think of me and my blogging skills.

okay back to dawn whatever. nobody actually seems to know what her surname coz i googled her out of the sake of dissing somebody and google's results stated::

chinese would say... don't know your own roots ah wanna simply simply change your own surname?!

so because we're all rather confused about her surname, my friends and i will usually face a conversation which i would call weird.

FRIEND: nowadays bloggers getting useless and boring.

ME: yala yala all no quality man. unlike me.

FRIEND: haha you know dawn?

ME: which dawn? the dawn yeo or dawn yang or smth ah?

SEE! if she hasn't been so ultimately idiotic about her surname, it wouldn't be so difficult to say her name. zzz

her blogging sucks btw. i think xia xue's blogging is getting dull which many of her idiotic fans disagree to just coz she posted some lame pictures of herself, but i think dawn is a hundred times more boring than wendy! all she blogs about is her life jumping here and there going to clubs drinking and dancing being cuckoo and sluttish. AND THAT'S ALL !!

in her most recent post she mentioned sumting like....

at least im not the only sane human alive.

hehe check out what xia xue the oh-so-famous blogger who recently decided to go blonde sez abt dawn.

FYI xia xue is a lala woman i tell you!

don't agree??

so for all lala hata'z who happen to be loyal fans of xia xue... you are rather blinded aren't you?

BUT THIS ENTRY IS NOT ABOUT XIA XUE THE ........................................... i cannot find a perfect word to describe her as she is beyond words. dis is getting lame neehx..

ITS ABT DAWN WHATEVER OKAY?

ookay.

zzzz so unfun lei.

ANYWAY. !

xia xue sayssss.....hheeh reminds me of simon says..

DAMMIT i'll never be able to finish this entry if i keep going terpesong!

SHE SAYSSS:::

"Once and for all, stop calling Dawn the hottest blogger, because...

Dawn was the hottest.And the keyword is WAS, because she is OCTOBER'S hottest, not the current hottest, is she now?

p/s i think it's meant to be 83rd? isyk isyk. taken from xx's blog anyways.

kua kua kua lol slamm in the face by your own singaporean blogger! =P

teeheee i feel damn happy right now no idea why.

kindly do not judge me and say " she's just jealous that dawn's a hell lot better and prettier" because she is not in any way gorgeous or eye candy.

SHE'S A SLUT THAT'S WHY!

pole dancing lmfao.

dawn gone cuckoo.

not like she always made sense.

kk wrapped it all up already lol. tata's

2006-10-30T02:39:00.000-08:00

A NEW BLOG ONCE MORE

ever wondered how many blogs I have created and abandoned already?
yea me too. Don't blame me for getting bored of my blogging styles as many of you do too.
I might or might not abandon this and you may or may not wanna link me. Suit yourself. I blog for the sake of dissing people and posting up my very own camwhory photos, which usually happens to be including other friends of mine.

no need for introduction I reckon since I always have an introduction entry everytime I start a blog, which means I have had a million introductions and am getting sick of it already. I will or will not be setting up another page specially for my full profile since that's what the whole world is about; me. I mean what else would make the world beautiful and significant? not ~~YOU~~ definitely.

in case you're getting upset over my insensitive and self-centering attitude, keep this in mind; my blogging days aren't gonna be forever so do please yourself as i entertain both you and i by typing the way i choose to. if you sincerely hate the way i blog kindly buzz off and do not worry because this blog shall always have at least a loyal fan; and yes that would be me the wonderfully talented young and superb blogger. =)

sue me for liking snoopy and his baldie owner.